Rob and I discover we share a mutual fascination with afflictions that maim and disfigure and disgust: He brings up cancrum oris, in which bacteria eat away at your face until you get kind of a window in the side of your head and the entire world sees your teeth; I mention cyclic vomiting syndrome, a condition in which you puke literally all the goddamn time; he delights in lymphatic filariasis, where parasitic worms burrow into your lymph nodes and can make your balls swell to the size of watermelons, forcing you to tote them around in a wheelbarrow.

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Heidi Montag has a new face! 10 procedures was done in 1 day!!

1. Mini Brow Lift
2. Botox in forehead and frown area
3. Nose job revision
4. Fat injections in cheeks, nasolabial folds and lips
5. Chin reduction
6. Neck liposuction
7. Ears pinned back
8. Boob job
9. Liposuction on waist, hips and inner and outter thighs
10. Buttock augmentation

Is Heidi heading to the Porn Industry in the near future? I think Yes! She is only 23 years old and already undergone this. Does she think being perfect now, will make people take her seriously? lol

Believe it or not, Ashley Greene is the new face for SoBe Lifewater. I think she needs to change her face expression in these outtakes, seems way too familiar with her “private” pictures.

Socialite Casey Johnson, a Johnson & Johnson heiress, was found dead on the morning of January 4, 2010 in Los Angeles. She was 30. Johnson was the daughter of New York Jets owner Woody Johnson, and the girlfriend of Internet celebrity Tila Tequila. The LAPD has announced it is investigating the cause of death.

Tila’s tweets;

1. Everyone please pray 4 my Wifey Casey Johnson. She has passed away. Thank u for all ur love and support but I will be offline to be w family

2. This is a very heartbreaking time for me. I just want some pricacy as I deal with the loss of my Fiance Casey Johnson. I’m heart is shredded

3. I just got news that my fiance is not dead but currently in a coma!!! Omg please pray that she will make it! Hang in there my love please!!!

4. I know u can feel me Casey! Dot let go! I’m almost home baby please hang on! We have a beautiful life planned out for us! I LOVE u! Hang on!

5. I’m still in shock! Once again thank U for the outpour of love and support. I just wish to have some privacy at this heartbreaking time.

6. R.I.P my Angel. @caseyjonsonJnJ u will forever be in my heart! I love u so so much and we will Marry when I see U in Heaven my Wifey

Brittany Murphy died at the age of 32, from cardiac arrest. I just can’t believe it – omg.

<3 Cory Monteith from Glee. Just some adorable pictures of him and his reindeer head. This actor can sing, just loving “No Air” with Lea Michele & Cory Monteith.

Glee is most probably the best thing to come out in 2009. I don’t know why people thought “High School Musical” was on par to this tv show. Y’all nuts.

I cannot wait til April 2010 for the next Season. Why are they making us wait for so long?!

Wow, Chris Brown, you really screwed her up. What do you think of the cover art?

Gotcha!!! Sources say Rob & Kristen were planning to “reveal” their relationship when New Moon premiered. They let their guard down, the paparazzis are quick and cunning.

Yayyyyyyy.

Are there any pros and cons to their relationship? The only issue i have is of Kristen… didn’t she have a boyfriend Michael something for ages? Oh well, she’s got a hottie now.